[Taxacom] taxonomy article in the NYTimes
Doug Yanega
dyanega at ucr.edu
Tue Aug 11 10:35:13 CDT 2009
>Genesis 2: 19-20
>
>19 Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of
>the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man
>to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each
>living creature, that was its name.
>
>20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air
>and all the beasts of the field.
Well, this would demonstrate two things:
(1) Taxonomy would accordingly be the world's oldest profession (as
opposed to the presently-titled "world's oldest profession")
(2) Given that Adam and his descendants have not even managed to give
names to 10% of the life forms on the planet after all this time, one
can only assume that God intended for Man to be a pitiful
underachiever. Either that or He's really, really disappointed, and I
dread the interview at the next performance review:
"So, how's that "naming all the living creatures" job coming along?
Got a good task force working on it?"
"....."
Peace,
--
Doug Yanega Dept. of Entomology Entomology Research Museum
Univ. of California, Riverside, CA 92521-0314 skype: dyanega
phone: (951) 827-4315 (standard disclaimer: opinions are mine, not UCR's)
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"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness
is the true method" - Herman Melville, Moby Dick, Chap. 82
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