more student bloopers

[Ken Kinman]

Robin and other Taxacomers,
     I'm looking forward to some more student "blooper" humor.  Here are
some that a friend of mine sent to me today.
                          Cheers, Ken Kinman
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> >
> > Actual Excerpts From Student Science Exam Papers
> >
> >
> > 1. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to
> > because it made man think.
> >
> > 2. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes
> > and caterpillars.
> >
> > 3. The process of turning steam back into water
> > again is called conversation.
> >
> > 4. A magnet is something you find crawling all over
> > a dead cat.
> >
> > 5. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
> >
> > 6. Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe
> > magnets have east and west poles.
> >
> > 7. Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or
> > both of them.
> >
> > 8. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know
> > what you're talking about.
> >
> > 9. Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
> >
> > 10. A circle is a line which meets its other end
> > without ending.
> >
> > 11. The pistol of a flower is its only protection
> > against insects.
> >
> > 12. The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only
> > it is even deader.
> >
> > 13. When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably
> > carbon monoxide.
> >
> > 14. A super-saturated solution is one that holds
> > more than it can hold.
> >
> > 15. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
> >
> > 16. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if
> > the blood is affirmative or negative.
> >
> > 17. When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood
> > you get a glacier.
> >
> > 18. It is a well-known fact that a deceased body
> > harms the mind.
> >
> > 19. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken,
> > wiggle it gently back and forth.
> >
> > 20. For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the
> > body.
> >
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